someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”
bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys
it should be my birthday everyday
you would be very old
what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday
i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
parents: “u should be more active”