legfruit:

*walks into meeting* *dramatically slams hello kitty briefcase on desk*




apartmentass:

This picture accurately describes my life.



eatsleepdraw:


and i’m thinking about how much i need you butyoureallywantsomebodyelse.
courtneywirthit.tumblr.com




sadhuman:

golden retriever festival in scotland

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry


clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use





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